i will find a match for you

out with girls. im holding her hand - pretty successful way how to keep all drunks or too-much-confidence guys out of the way. it has become annoying. decided to leave, i bump into a former employee of mine. tall, handsome, dark. she likes these types of boys, i know. they contrast with her blond hair, pretty face, model-like body. 

kisses on the cheeks, we get closer than the manager-employee relationship has ever allowed us. 

-did you sleep with him? she surprises me

-no.

-you never dated him? 

-no. he worked under me! 

-then you should. hes hot

-eh, im leaving anyway. ill give you a contact on him thou!

-i dont chase guys

im writing a message to him - how much she liked him - i like the idea of making people happy. 

"shes cute, but youre FINE"

and, my match finding efforts were over